• nice friend person: hey, how've you been?
  • me: capitalism is crushing me. i am barely surviving. i am full of toxic resentment. i want revenge.
  • somebody: wow your lipstick is SUCH a nice color! what's it called?
  • somebody else: it's my chunky dunk hydrating lippie
  • somebody: what the fuck
  • me: sorry i can't go outside today i'm busy running an unpopular blog

youremysourwolf:

"IM A CREATURE OF HABIT."
PETER FRIGGIN’ HALE WILL BE THE END OF ME.

(via thebrawhotellsghoststories)