- nice friend person: hey, how've you been?
- me: capitalism is crushing me. i am barely surviving. i am full of toxic resentment. i want revenge.
- somebody: wow your lipstick is SUCH a nice color! what's it called?
- somebody else: it's my chunky dunk hydrating lippie
- somebody: what the fuck
- me: sorry i can't go outside today i'm busy running an unpopular blog
"IM A CREATURE OF HABIT."
PETER FRIGGIN’ HALE WILL BE THE END OF ME.